When did Atheism become a religion?

I just saw something on T.V. that made me laugh so hard, I almost choked on my home made Starbucks iced coffee. Too delicious to waste going down a wind pipe. Damn atheists and their crazy antics.

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Now this is a summer movie. Chock full of action, comedy and a little romance, Knight And Day has come to the salvation of our 2010 Summer.

This was such a fun movie. The action was almost non-stop, but the story moved on and kept me interested. Diaz and Cruise have great chemistry, and they manage to play their “romance” scenes together without making the story come to a halt and boring the audience.

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What Is Love?

People love each other for all sorts of reasons. It’s still loving each other despite other reasons that impresses me more.

This rant came to me after cleaning the bathroom. Specifically, after scrubbing the toilet. More on that later.

People fall in love for many reasons. Physical attraction, intellectual attraction, same taste in movies etc…. It’s easy to fall in love. It’s more impressive when people still love each other after finding out all their faults. After all the hardships life throws at us.

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I know this may come as a shock to some of you, but you are not the center of the universe.

Believe me, it’s hard to take in. Especially if you’re 1. Some guy with little to no chance of touching actual breasts, and feel threatened at the sight of men who do. Or 2.  an Emo teenager who updates your facebook every couple of hours with how hard your life is and how hurt your feelings are

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The only award show I really make an effort to watch is the Academy Awards. The other movie award show I’ll watch, if I happen to be home when it’s on, is the MTV movie awards.

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I got a new toy. It’s big and red and comes with lots of features. It’s also battery operated, but I can plug it in when it gets low.

That’s right, I got a brand spanking shiny new laptop. Courtesy of my honey, Mr. Zaal.

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I just wanted to share my love. I feel I have to. I’ve ranted and raved about this album to my closest friends, so now to put it on web paper.

This is my new favorite album. Possibly of all time. I’m not exaggerating.

Jully Black has made 3 albums, this being her 3rd. I bought her last one, “Revival” and loved it. I officially became a fan after seeing her sing live, and by sing I mean she didn’t lip sink. Anyone who has to rely on lip sinking doesn’t deserve to be called a singer, but that’s just my humble opinion. I understand when there’s strenuous dancing involved, but for the most part, if you can’t stand still and belt a tune, which is what you get paid for, then get off stage. But I digress…… She’s an amazing singer, she’s beautiful and confident and her voice sometimes give me goosebumps.

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Stephen King for those of you not subscribed to Entertainment Weekly. 75% of the reason I even get the magazine is for the article he writes in it every 3rd issue or so.

I just finished reading “Under The Dome”, a behemoth of a book. 1073 pages to be exact. I got it for present day from my husband and finally just finished it. The book is so big that carrying it around for casual reading was almost impossible, which is why it took me so long to finish it. I loved it. I spent the first half of the book anxious to find out the outcome, and the second half scared about what it might be.
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For those who are confused and interested, here’s a sort of explanation for the “Telephone” video. I’m not sure what it is, but people really don’t seem to get it. I saw a very funny parody yesterday, but the point of it was that the video doesn’t make sense.

Her video’s rarely have anything to do with the songs they’re accompanying anymore. “Just Dance” and “Poker Face” were a little more direct, but in the last couple she’s kind of trying to tell a story.

So here’s my interpretation of “Telephone”. Seen out of context, it does seem like just a random messed up video. Perhaps if you watch “Paparazzi” first, you can piece it together yourself. Telephone is a sequel to it. In Paparazzi, her boyfriend, played by Alex Scarsgard (the sexy Eric of True Blood), throws her off a balcony. She’s hospitalized, bound to a wheelchair, then crutches, until she eventually gets better and kills him with poison. At the end she makes a call to 911 confessing this crime.

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And in other news….

“Cool your jets turbo!”

Those were the last words heard by Oldlady Bagobones today, before being catapulted across the train tracks and through the windows of the Moxies on the corner of 8st & 7th ave Sw today. The woman was thrown to her death by a woman known only as Sly, after getting off the southbound train on the 8th St platform.

When asked why she had done such a heinous act, Sly had this to say: “Here’s what happened. I was standing in front of the doors waiting for the train to stop so I could get off the train. Suddenly, I feel an arm come around from behind me gripping the pole I was holding on to. A lady was doing this in order to get in front of me. She proceeded to push me towards this man, with questionable stains on his clothes, standing against the driver car wall. Now I don’t like getting pushed, let alone being forced to be pressed against random, ugly, dirty strangers. So I told her she could relax because I was also getting off at the same stop.”

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