I know most, if not all, of you don’t give a crap about this franchise. That doesn’t mean you can’t read on to see me make fun of this picture.
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm146312192/tt1325004
“It all begins…..with a choice”. Too bad they chose this shot of Kristin Stewart.
The above link is for the “official new Eclipse movie”. Robert Pattinson is looking good. So is cutie pattotie Taylor Lautner. Take a look at Kristin Stewart’s eyes. Is it just me or does she look kind of drunk? Or bored? I don’t know, but her left eye looks like it’s drooping, and it’s just not flattering. It’s downright funny to me.
This girl has a serious case of “Bitch Face” ,as I like to call it, in her pictures. This is where a woman looks bitchy all the time. Even if they’re not bitchy, it just looks like it. She isn’t bitchy all the time, in fact she’s really cute in some interviews I’ve seen. I guess I would probably look bitchy in most of my pictures too if I was surrounded by a bunch of teenage girls screaming at my co-star. It’s almost like she’s trying to do the Megan Fox pose sometimes. Where she looks sultry in everything? Because Megan Fox is a hottie, it works for her. Not so much for this girl.
She also has a case of the “Chris O’donell”. This is where someone has their mouth open most of the time. Also, her hair extensions are really obvious. Is that a Bumpits? My goodness, this poor girl.
Ok, I’m done making fun of this poor girl’s unfortunate shot. My point here? Someone really should have gotten the “America’s Next Top Model” judges on this picture, because it never would’ve made it to the “official” status due to “droopy eye” and hair that stands unnaturally high off her head. This girl is cuter than this picture is giving her credit for. Seriously. Drunk in love isn’t what they were going for with the movies.
Seriously – the whole left side of her face is different (a lot!) than the right – maybe someone messed up the photoshopping?? Her lips and everything – and it’s like it’s straight down the center of her face. Clear left side, clear right side!
I believe that they should all die in a fire that is captured on film. Now THAT’S a show I would pay $13 to watch.