And in other news….

“Cool your jets turbo!”

Those were the last words heard by Oldlady Bagobones today, before being catapulted across the train tracks and through the windows of the Moxies on the corner of 8st & 7th ave Sw today. The woman was thrown to her death by a woman known only as Sly, after getting off the southbound train on the 8th St platform.

When asked why she had done such a heinous act, Sly had this to say: “Here’s what happened. I was standing in front of the doors waiting for the train to stop so I could get off the train. Suddenly, I feel an arm come around from behind me gripping the pole I was holding on to. A lady was doing this in order to get in front of me. She proceeded to push me towards this man, with questionable stains on his clothes, standing against the driver car wall. Now I don’t like getting pushed, let alone being forced to be pressed against random, ugly, dirty strangers. So I told her she could relax because I was also getting off at the same stop.”

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I know most, if not all, of you don’t give a crap about this franchise. That doesn’t mean you can’t read on to see me make fun of this picture.

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm146312192/tt1325004

“It all begins…..with a choice”. Too bad they chose this shot of Kristin Stewart.

The above link is for the “official new Eclipse movie”. Robert Pattinson is looking good. So is cutie pattotie Taylor Lautner. Take a look at Kristin Stewart’s eyes. Is it just me or does she look kind of drunk? Or bored? I don’t know, but her left eye looks like it’s drooping, and it’s just not flattering. It’s downright funny to me.

This girl has a serious case of “Bitch Face” ,as I like to call it, in her pictures. This is where a woman looks bitchy all the time. Even if they’re not bitchy, it just looks like it. She isn’t bitchy all the time, in fact she’s really cute in some interviews I’ve seen. I guess I would probably look bitchy in most of my pictures too if I was surrounded by a bunch of teenage girls screaming at my co-star. It’s almost like she’s trying to do the Megan Fox pose sometimes. Where she looks sultry in everything? Because Megan Fox is a hottie, it works for her. Not so much for this girl.

She also has a case of the “Chris O’donell”. This is where someone has their mouth open most of the time. Also, her hair extensions are really obvious. Is that a Bumpits? My goodness, this poor girl.

Ok, I’m done making fun of this poor girl’s unfortunate shot. My point here? Someone really should have gotten the “America’s Next Top Model” judges on this picture, because it never would’ve made it to the “official” status due to “droopy eye” and hair that stands unnaturally high off her head. This girl is cuter than this picture is giving her credit for. Seriously. Drunk in love isn’t what they were going for with the movies.